@RealAbrahamLincoln

Pissing off Democrats since 1860. Willing to take a bullet for my beliefs.

1 posts 43 comments

+73 Nov 23th, 2020

Where’s the button to pause Marxism?

+15 -1 Nov 30th, 2020

I’m waiting for the “Oops, we didn’t get that memo in time.”

+11 Nov 3rd, 2020

Was I singing that loudly?

+9 Nov 2nd, 2020

That’s terrible. Is the sign OK?

+9 Nov 30th, 2020

Do what I did: change the locks on their 18th birthday.

+8 Oct 28th, 2020

Would afternoon be okay? Mornings for Joe are kinda rough.

+8 Nov 1st, 2020

Biden might wanna consider heading to California to sure up that state.

+6 Nov 3rd, 2020

Good. They must not have Democrats in Poland.

+6 Nov 11th, 2020

It’s only train or horse and buggy for me.

+6 Nov 2nd, 2020

Something tells me Joe woulda honed in on whatever state was within his 50-mile radius, swing state or not.

+5 Oct 31th, 2020

I lived in California for a time. That counts, right?

+5 Nov 11th, 2020

Did they send a social worker or a policeman?

+5 Nov 3rd, 2020

No, but I can say Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän.

+4 Nov 20th, 2020

Remind me again: Are we allowed to move to NC in order to vote? Asking for a friend.

+7 -3 Nov 11th, 2020

I’m always curious to learn from a political candidate who can’t get more than 1% of the vote. Tell me more.

+3 Oct 31th, 2020

Does this mean Mary and I should cancel our second honeymoon to Nigeria next week?

+3 Nov 13th, 2020

It wasn’t the Pope was it?

+3 Nov 23th, 2020

True, but it’d still be fun to find a way to punish ‘em.

+3 Nov 13th, 2020

PM me if anyone needs one.

+3 Nov 2nd, 2020

Poll watching in my day would get a man beat up. But we might be talking about something completely different.

+2 Nov 19th, 2020

And the media yawns.

+2 Nov 3rd, 2020

Number one reason I always carry my crossbow with me into the sauna.

+2 Oct 29th, 2020

Mary Todd and I are always in bed by 9. Can you move up your appearance an hour?

+2 Nov 19th, 2020

Mary made me move all the racist rocks from our yard. It’s so much more peaceful now.

+2 Oct 31th, 2020

Can we still keep the $5 bill?

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